Friday, April 10, 2015

Study group discussion: Dirty mnemonics

*During a random discussion on Krebs*

There's a mnemonic for the entire sequence in Krebs! It's kinda inappropriate.
Can I Keep Selling Sex For Money, Officer?

Other mnemonics people contributed for Krebs:
Citric Acid Is Kreb's Starting Substrate For Mitochondrial Oxidation
Cute Chicken In Orange Kisses Sweet Smart Funny Man Only
Captain America Is A Super Soilder From Marvel Origins

Ooh the dirty mnemonics.. There is another one,  hope people don't mind the language - Cindy Is Kinky So She Fucks More Often

Hey anyone remember the one for the bones of the wrist? Mnemonic for the carpal bones?

She looks too pretty, try to catch her!
Sophia lauren too pretty, try to catch her.

Oh! I guess my anatomy ma'am didn't think Sophia was too pretty. "She" generalises many pretty ladies.

I think he meant the sexy (or not) version, "Some lovers try positions they can't handle."

Fever with rash, "Very sexy pornstar must take deep throat."
Varicella, scarlet fever, pox (small), measles, typhus, dengue, typhoid. 
Of when the rash comes after fever, 1-7 days.

*ahem* you filthy minds. Here's the clean version :P
Very - Varicella (Day 1)
Sick - Scarlet (Day 2)
Child - Chicken pox (Day 3)
Must - Measles (Day 4)
Take - Typhus (Day 5)
Double - Dengue (Day 6)
Tablets - Typhoid (Day 7)

Man, I like the PG 18+ rated adult version more!

The othlil classification of enzymes! Only touch her lips if luscious - Oxidoreductases, transferases, hydrolases, lyases, isomerases and ligases.

There's a dirty mnemonic on Glycogen storage diseases!
Viagra Pills Cause A Massive Hardon!

Now an easy way to remember - Only Indians / Hindi speakers can relate with it. 
"A quietia drug causes cataract." replace Q with Ch and there you go, you have an filthy, obscene mnemonic! :P

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